welcome to the austin arcade
sometimes, you just need to relax. sometimes, you just need to escape. you may be a drug addict, or you could be playing video games online. and really, the choice is yours. so toss the crack pipe aside, throw away your rusty needles (you really should use clean ones), and pick up a new addiction. welcome to the austin arcade. compete with yourself, globally.
tune in
register and log in instantly. no
need to hassle with verifying e-mail addresses because frankly i don't care. if you want to stick around long
enough to create your profile, the option will be available. let's get to what we want. which is porn. i mean games.
turn on
as the arcade grows in size, waste even more
of your time ditching your girlfriend to do what you do best, which is probably slacking off at work. we've all seen
office space, just pretend you're busy.
drop out
lacking goals and need someting to define
your own progress? compete against yourself... next to everyone else on the internet. let the games begin.
agashlin
