blasteroids

latest game scores

 

most addicted players

 

all time scoring players

skottie 15200 myspivey 50 times myspivey 2580700
skottie 8750 samesame 44 times samesame 1847550
skottie 11900 skottie 38 times skottie 1095648

welcome to the austin arcade

sometimes, you just need to relax. sometimes, you just need to escape. you may be a drug addict, or you could be playing video games online. and really, the choice is yours. so toss the crack pipe aside, throw away your rusty needles (you really should use clean ones), and pick up a new addiction. welcome to the austin arcade. compete with yourself, globally.

tune in

register and log in instantly. no need to hassle with verifying e-mail addresses because frankly i don't care. if you want to stick around long enough to create your profile, the option will be available. let's get to what we want. which is porn. i mean games.

 

turn on

as the arcade grows in size, waste even more of your time ditching your girlfriend to do what you do best, which is probably slacking off at work. we've all seen office space, just pretend you're busy.

 

drop out

lacking goals and need someting to define your own progress? compete against yourself... next to everyone else on the internet. let the games begin.