blasteroids

latest game scores

 

most addicted players

 

all time scoring players

skottie 15200 myspivey 50 times myspivey 2580700
skottie 8750 samesame 44 times samesame 1847550
skottie 11900 skottie 38 times skottie 1095648

blasteroids

vector graphics, no sound, just the way your parents played it (with some extra effects) before they were stupid enough to have you. now they can't play video games. way to go. so now you must play it for them. destroy as many asteroids as you can before your life runs out, and try to get the highest score!


get on the podium

you're going to die. in this game that is. you WILL lose. the question is, when are you going to stop believing it and start focusing?




view the podium and brag

you are competing with yourself. globally. see how you are doing in comparison with your digital blast buddies. do you evolve to the moment? this isn't asteroids bitch. its blasteroids. start paying attention in class.